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Ahhh a movie that reminds me of my younger milf-hunting days when as an 18 year old I would tell these women that I was an inexperienced virgin and wanted them to teach me and show me how to be an excellent lover...it worked so many times and probably would work even better nowadays.? The makers of Teach Me How To Fuck use the same formula in this movie with some sluts who obviously either already know what they are doing and pretend that they don't have experience or are just natural fuck stars of the future and when they do have more real experience are going to be the Michael Jordans of the bedroom games.
Whether it's enjoying whatever cock is put in front of these babe's faces, enjoying exploring each others pussies or getting double stuffed by a couple cocks these chicks love sex and the more you watch the more you realize that there is no freakin way that these sluts are just learning the ropes but hey with action as hot as this they can say whatever the hell they want as long as they keep putting out.? My only problem with Teach Me How To Fuck is that for the most part these chicks have next to no tits and I hope that if they stay in porn (cos they are hot and slutty enough to make it in this biz) they invest in some tit jobs for future movies.? Three very solid spurting cocks-up for Teach Me How To Fuck.
So it's that time of the year again when I turn to the darker nature of porn and pull out a bisexual title to review for you folks.? I never know if I'll luck out and get two hot chicks and a guy all fucking each other, or if it'll be another guy guy chick flick.? Well Lady Luck was out whoring it up with Mother Nature (that's one hot milf!) last night so inevitably To Bi or Not To Bi fell into the latter category and so I settled in for three thrustful scenes of guy-guy-chick action, hoping to catch something to jack it to but not expecting too much.
To Bi or Not To Bi starts off with some totally twinkie looking guy hanging with some other older guy on a couch...how this bleached blonde twink didn't know he was at least leaning to bisexuality is beyond me, he looks like the kind of guy who'd take loads in his ass and all over his face with pleasure.? We get the typical guy fucking or licking the hot slut taking two guys at once and then some bi-oral scenes and even some ass-fucking.? I'll give it it's due, there was a lot of action in To Bi or Not To Bi, so if this is how you get your thrills you'll definitely enjoy the plentiful fuck scenes in this movie.? All in all it had some hot sex that did turn me on so To Bi or Not To Bi scores an adequate three cocks-up.
Five or six weeks ago I did a movie review similar to Role Model...I forget what it was called; The probable reason I don't remember the title is because it wasn't a memorable movie and fell short of the expectations we have for higher quality porn.? Thankfully even though Role Model follows the same premise and does fall short in some ways, it is good enough that if you're looking for decent hardcore sex to jack off to...or if you and the missus are looking for something to add a touch of spice by watching some hot porn then Role Model is certainly good enough for that.
First off I have to say kudos to the guys behind this movie on finding seven stunning sluttily sexy seductresses of this quality to star in one movie.? The whole ‘Big Brother', ‘Real World' reality porn tv feel was a little annoying but hey maybe that's just me some people really dig those kind of shows or they wouldn't keep making them and while I'm not a fan of those shows I do have to say that I think those shows could definitely be improved to the point I would watch them if they did like Role Model and had a couple hours worth of xxx hardcore house sex added to their script writing.? While as I said the chicks are stunningly hot and slutty, I think that they were short-sold on their sluttiness in that there should have been a house-orgy.? Like some big party where everyone goes nuts....oh well...regardless of numbers the sex itself is super hot as these chicks show how much they like being filmed and how much they love being filmed when fucking.? Three solid cocks-up for Role Model.
I tell you man, I don't think it's ever going to be possible to get too much milf...the glint in their eyes when they're lusting over some hunky piece of meat combined with their insatiable appetites for anything and everything sexual that they're totally eager to share with pretty much anyone always manages to stir my cock into a rock-hard frenzy.? MILF 3 is a perfect example of what I mean with three super hot scenes featuring three sexy milfalicious babes with an almost incurable hunger for cock.
The guys in MILF 3 obviously appreciate milf just as much as I do; they rub oil all over ass, slam their cock deep into hungry throats and thoroughly enjoy the pleasure that there is in milf pussy. The first scene brings a horny blonde who can't wait to jump on the first cock she sees after showing off her sexy lean body for we the lucky audience.? Black lacy lingerie is hastily removed as she gets deep into the action with her hard lovers.? In the second we're treated to another threesome when some guy's buddy shows up at the door to his hotel room when he's about to get it on with his hot milf and so instead they fuck her together...now that's true friendship man.? The third scene is pretty intense as we watch a country milf take her first anal fucking and double penetration.? As I expected, MILF 3 was super hot and made me cum hard so earns four fucking amazing cocks-up.
Yawn....I knew this was going to happen and that my string of super hot porn viewing was going to come to an end.? At least it was a semi-boring end that made me drift off with dreams of hot chicks instead of some ugly chick movie that made me want to vomit and later give me nightmares of ugly chicks...boredom itself can be a blessing in disguise I guess.? Well as you can see Titty Fuckers 7 was not something that impressed me...wasn't a turn off, just certainly wasn't a turn-on either.? Perhaps by the time producers/directors hit number 7 in a series they just don't bother trying to excel anymore.
Now even though boring in many ways Titty Fuckers 7 like I said does have babes which does count for a lot cos boring babes beat ugly sluts seven ways from Sunday any day of the week and we get a nice mix of hot brunettes and blondes both corn-flour and strawberry in all their svelte, sweetly curved, stewardess smiling, naked slutty glory.? This movie's problems are in no way down to the actresses but blamable instead on some producers who just didn't try.? Basically picture this movie like a delicious appetizer with hot babes getting big tits fucked and then put on something harder for the real deal is my advice and Titty Fuckers 7 gets 2 anticipatory cocks-up.
To be honest the Asian genre of XXX movies has never really held much appeal to me...I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason I just have a hard time getting into it...maybe it's cos they're so petite and often have no tits...maybe it's from too many hours spent stuck behind the multitude of tourists who swarm like bees and totally drive me nuts when they point, wave their cameras at something and cut me off. Anyway...when I discovered Asian Assault 2 I wasn't too thrilled at the idea of reviewing it, but I swallowed my distaste and tried to focus on the fact that once again I was getting paid to watch some xxx porn...so I really should just enjoy the ride.
I must admit I was surprised at the quality of the content in this movie.? The chicks are pretty damn hot as a matter of fact, and they're also total horny sluts. (which as you know is a huge turn-on factor for this old horndawg) They devour cock with such intensity it's incredibly hard to not find your own cock rising to the occasion, I know mine did.? Five fucktastic scenes make up Asian Assault 2 and each one of them offers its own merits...the first scene explodes with a full-on chick-chick-guy threesome and these slutty Asians show their good breeding by thoroughly servicing this guy making him shoot his load hard, and all poolside.? Later in the movie we get treated to another threesome scene, though this time we have to settle for just one hot Asian slut attacking two big cocks with intense passion.? Personally I preferred the first one, but then I usually prefer pretty tits and ass to hairy cock and balls...
Asian Assault 2 was a treat to be sure and I'm glad I swallowed my pre-judgement and gave this flick a try.? Three solid cocks-up and some smooth sake to wash it down with for Asian Assault 2.
People often speak of teens today saying that all these teens want to do nowadays is get high.? Well the teens in The Hi Teen Club 9 aren't doing any drugs but they sure as hell experience and share ecstasy with the lucky guys that get to experience their frosted slutty charms.? Usually I find an experienced milf to be hotter than any less experienced 18 year old porn actress but like with anything else in life that people do, a lot of enthusiasm can make up for only a little experience and when it comes to enthusiastic sex I have seen very few movies that hold a candle to The Hi Teen Club 9.
The hot Teen sluts in this movie are certainly motivated enough to be part of an upcumming generation that takes the world by storm....they at least certainly know how to get ahead and how to give a head with five scenes of intense slutty action pounding their way across the screen at you.? The sex is superb and you have to marvel at the natural cock skills that these babes have, If they stick with porn we are definitely looking at the next generation of porn superstars when we get to see movies like The Hi Teen Club 9.? This is one of the things I love about series porn (when it's good), you end up with bonus jackoff material cos the next time you're looking for something hot to watch you can say “huh...such and such number whatever was fucking hot...I should check out another of those ones.”? Four High Riding cocks-up for the club of The Hi Teen Club 9.
P.O.V. Movies...stands for Point Of View; meaning that if you have a super imagination or if you're riding the magic carpet ride on a quad of lsd, you can pretend that or view the movie as if you are the guy getting his cock sucked or slamming the chick in the scene.? Perhaps I don't have enough imagination to properly appreciate this formula, or maybe it's just that this style of movie-making is in it's infancy and as tech improves and we one day end up with first-hand sensory movie watching this will be all the rave.? For the time being though I think POV falls short of it's goals (through no fault of it's own) but if it's good enough to get us off then that's really all that counts...and it is.
The big saving grace for Amazing POV Sluts 2 is that the chicks in it are sluts indeed who obviously love sex and crave cock which of course guarantees this movie as cum-worthy viewing time.? The hottest scene both literally and figuratively comes to you fast as the second chick in this movie gets down in some hot outdoor action with the sun highlighting some fantastic tits that sway and bounce away as she gets banged hard.? Really I guess all the scenes are hot, but to me there is just something missing with this style...maybe it wouldn't feel as awkward watching it if they had two or three chicks per scene.? Overall though, not bad... Amazing POV Sluts 2 made me cum and gets three rock-steady cock-up.
Ahhhh English sluts...It's been too long since I've gotten to see one in all out action and if I've told you once I've told you all a zillion times...'If you want a full-on out there slut...go english', they're used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away till he cums and then goes to sleep...so when they get one of us planting the American Flag in their fertile English Valleys, they go nympho-nuts.? Happily many porn producers have discovered this and many more of our porn movies are having these positively scrumptious tarts served up to us for our porn pleasure.? Rock Hard 6 is one of these and another series where is this is indicative of the series itself then I betcha that numbers one through five and anything after this are well worth watching too.
There is not a lot of structure in Rock Hard 6 but hey who the hell cares when the structures that they do have are perfect blendings of big bouncy tits, and curvaceous thighs framing pink and perfect pussies and bordering lovely asses that you just want to dive right into.? These are pornbabes that have had enough slut action in their lives that they really enjoy the huge cocks that get fed into all of their holes and take great pleasure with cocks that many other porn performers would probably flee in terror from.? One cock, Two cocks, more....they have no problems with taking on all cummers with a cheery old the more the merrier attitude.? This is an awesome movie guaranteed to give you hours and hours of jackoff pleasure watching it over and over again and Rock Hard 6 gets full marks with five hard rocking cocks-up.
Okay now with a name like Creampie Hunnies you KNOW that this is a series that is either going to totally rock with sizzling slut intensity, or fall flat on it's face.? Fortunately for us and the movie makers Creampie Hunnies 3 does the former with style and pinache...ok maybe not style and pinache but it sure as hell is a movie I will guarantee you can shoot a load to each scene (maybe even more than one a scene if you're younger than me).? I don't remember if I've seen the others in this series but I know that after seeing this I'm definitely going to look one day cos there was not even one chick in Creampie Hunnies 3 that lacked for any element of hot porn.
A full length, five scene sexual extravaganza of all out sluttiness awaits you in Creampie Hunnies 3.? At first I thought, ‘uh-oh...creampie movie with only one on one sex...this isn't going to be much of a creampie movie..'? But the one on one action is also intensely hot with cock craving slut action by a babe who obviously loves and needs cock more than she needs oxygen and was follows by some hawaiian babe doing a group of guys.? So while the one on one stuff may not be true creampie action it is definitely an awesome cream-tart and followed up by the real deal. The chicks in this flick dig taking it in any and all holes and you can see on their faces that they cum again when feeling that hot splooge shoot inside of them.? Creampie Hunnies 3 has everything in it that hot porn should have and gets a resounding and reshooting five cocks-up.
Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon...bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.? Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn't be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not worth watching because this one is definitely worth it and is filled with scenes hot enough to make you cum and cum hard to each and every one.? I do think that if these sluts could have mystery hands reaching out to cop a feel and do a bit of pussy plunging that they could have also had some PoV cock action happening too but the intensity was still sufficient to make these scenes stand out from the norm with a vitality of their own.
Why does? Reach out Touch Me 2 succeed in jack-off value and satisfaction when so many other solo-style movies fall short ?? The slut factor!? The babes in this movie (and they are all hot babes) have natural slutty natures that make you realize on every level that when these chicks are playing with and fingering their pussy talking about how much they want to be fucked....they mean every fucking word of it and when they cum (and each of them cum several times) you can see that they are fully going with what they feel and their cock craving is fully genuine.? It's almost sadistic that the guys filming them only give them finger feels when obviously they want the real thing.? So It's been proven to me that not all non-intercourse porn is lame and bland... Reach out Touch Me 2 gets four well satisfied cocks-up and one day I'm going to check out? Reach Out Touch Me 1 and see if it has the same kind of heat.
I don't know if you've ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please...well they've made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.? Well.. I've watched quite a few of them and some of them suck but most of them are hot (what can I say...milfs man, they get me every time) and the dudes who make that series also have a similar series; Screw My Husband Please.? At first I wasn't quite sure what this movie would have for content...another guy or another chick to go with the couple ?? Well thankfully (for me at least) we get some super-horny and totally slutty women joining these couples for some intensive threesomes.
We get treated to five foxy scenes of carnal lust, passion and desire and how totally hot it is to watch two women getting it on with each other while one of them gets fucked hard by some incredibly lucky (usually well-hung) guy.? The chick on chick action is super wet and very hot to watch especially when the guy joins in.? These babes definitely know how to share the experience; licking and sucking each other and their big-cocked friends til everyone's cumming with an intensity you can only get with groups of three or more.? Screw My Husband Please 3 is a fresh take on the Screw My Wife Please series and given this was my first encounter with the new series and the fact that I know what quality of content they usually provide I'm gonna have to give Screw My Husband Please 3 a big four cocks-up.
Anyone who says that it really doesn't matter what chicks are in what porn movies does not know what they are talking about.? I reviewed a different movie in this ‘Flirts' series not that long ago and gave it a pretty horrible review as well as giving it the worst label any porn movie can ever have placed upon it; ‘boring.'? I decided that just like with anything else though, you really can't ‘comb everyone with the same comb' and since it's a series I should give another one a try.? So I randomly picked Flirts 5 and I'm glad I did (my empty balls and satisfied cock are glad I did too)
Remembering that the other Flirts movie failed because it was supposed to be known porn stars who you would therefore think would enjoy the spotlight and show off there talents yet ended up borrrringggg....what do you think it was that made Flirts 5 work for me ?? That's right...sizzling freaking slut-fever intensity man.? Whoever picked the babes for this one picked them right because whether it's chick on dude or chick on chick the action flys off the screen at you and you better keep the volume at hand cos when these babes cum...they let it all out in very wet and very loud orgasms.? Best of all you can see the intensity of their sluttiness and their orgasms in their faces as they cum and cum and cum.
Four solid cocks-up for Flirts 5 which puts the Flirt series at a tie with me so far...one sucked and one was as exciting as getting sucked by a pro.? I guess in a couple weeks it will be time for a tie-breaker
I don't know about you, but when I think of women from India I picture those colorful fancy silk saris and the many bangles and multiple jewelry they wear, especially those jewels they often attach to their foreheads...and the ones I've encountered also speak incredibly fast and must have amazingly strong and flexible tongues.? With this in mind I approached India Fuck Feast with hopes of some beautiful women wearing sexy silk clothes they can easily unwrap from and lots of great oral play...
The first scene certainly lived up to this expectation with a super slutty silk and bejeweled Indian princess who expertly slurped and sucked a pretty big cock while she rubbed her clit.? Though her tits weren't that big she had tasty looking hard brown nipples that I sure would have been happy to put my lips around and squeeze them between my fingers while her well-trained tongue worked its magic on my cock.? The second scene didn't have the jewelry but it sure had another hot Indian slut with an eager mouth and throbbing wet pussy, but we also get treated to some hot threesome action when one of her slutty white girlfriends joins in and they suck his cock together before taking turns being fucked by his big cock and eating each others pussies out.? India Fuck Feast gets three cocks-up and would have gotten a four if it had lasted longer so I could have cum to it even more.
Number One problem with sooo many lesbian movies out there....the lesbians tend to be these goth looking chicks with piercings and tattoos and such obvious dykes that the appeal is lost for anyone watching that isn't a hard core lesbo.? The Pussy Playhouse series harkens back to the porn of yesteryear and each and every chick in their movies has always been just as stunningly hot and fuckable to guys as they are to girls and Pussy Playhouse 14 is no exception to this rule with a cast of amazingly stacked slutty babes getting it on with each other scene after scene.
If you're a normal red blooded dude, then you know that even if they aren't fucking you; there is something just so appealing with an incredible turn on factor to watching a couple hot chicks getting it on.? Since all women are bisexual (whether they realize it or not)? your chick is bound to think so too and maybe after watching Pussy Playhouse 14 it will plant some chick on chick fantasies in her head and you will end up with a bit more intensity and fun in your own sexual relationship.? One of the best things about the Pussy Playhouse series is that they put that extra bit of heat into their pussy on pussy/tit on tit/lips on lips action by putting an extra chick or two into each scene.? Five scenes...tons of slutty big boobed babes...a buncha toys and no inhibitions between them all...now if that isn't a formula for a super hot jackoff flick I don't know what the fuck is.? Five rock hard sperm saluting cocks-up to the babes of Pussy Playhouse 14
Holy Coca-Cola It's Lola Batman...yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I'm not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.? Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude.? As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.”? So for those of you who are riding this niche...or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone's favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly.? A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well...but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot...The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it's with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality.? Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be.? Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some 'she-male' who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women's lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn't improve it's appeal in any way.? My advice...just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come.? So if you're into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one's for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up
Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.
Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.
But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.
Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck? it up more.? Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.? My only problem was...you have this many sluts...and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie.? But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.
I've said it before and I'm sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times...the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick...whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it.? You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it.? Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.
As readers of this blog should know by now, I'm a true Milf lover and can't get enough of those insatiable older appetites for sex, and I totally dig their undeniably passionate methods of getting it on.? Real milf's love cock in every single hole, but that doesn't mean they don't sometimes have a preference, and the milf sluts in Blow Me 13 are intoxicated by the sensation and flavor of cock pumping between their sweet lips (and I mean their sultry kissable mouths, though their other lips are also incredibly inviting) and they show their passion by sucking down on these big juicy cocks with obvious enjoyment.
Now Blow Me 13 is a rare find; cos even though there's no truly hardcore sex, the blowjob scenes are exceptional and VERY plentiful and will totally make your cock rock hard and in need of a warm wet spot to slide it in.? We get treated to 18, yep that's right EIGHTEEN, scenes of frenzied face fucking the likes of which I haven't seen in quite some time.? Over and over again these milf babes swallow every single inch of the meatsticks thrust in front of their open hungry mouths and work those cocks to volcanic cum explosions...some of them swallowing, some taking the fruits of their labor squirted all over their faces and bodies...whichever way they took it my cock was straining for some of that action and pulsing for sweet release.? Like I said, Blow Me 13 is for those of us who thoroughly enjoy watching a hot hungry milf mouth work a decent cock with eager tongue and lips to sweet satisfaction, and even though there's no real hardcore action beyond the oral pleasure, this movie stands tall (just like your cock will) by providing so many dirty milf cock-sluts to sate your appetite that you're guaranteed to shoot at least one load while you watch.? This movie made me shoot three solid loads (I just wish I could've sprayed them all over these pretty milf sluts faces)? and so Blow Me 13 gets four super-soaked cocks-up.
Over at MILFVixen.com they are wrapping up Milf month (august) so named because Milfs are like that last month of summer in that you can often have the most fun in august but you also know that the fun times are winding down as time ticks it's inexorable way away...and because a true milf is a truly august personage. Sooo let's look at one of the hotter milfmovies out there for our enjoyment and sexual satisfaction...speaking of satisfaction I think it's safe to say that even though he was a young celebrity back in the 60s; Mick Jagger never experienced milf-sex back then or he would have been able to get some satisfaction. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is a movie that shows us just what is so damn hot about these more experienced sluts and it's sure as hell better viewing time than the new (or the old) Beverly Hills 90210.
Now as anyone who has been reading my blogs knows I'm not a big fan of wasted slut talent. I generally figure if a slut is able to enjoy one cock then that same slut is also able to enjoy more than one cock even more. Simple slut-math. So generally I dont much care for one -on-one sex scenes where holes get wasted. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is an exception to this rule...like the milfs that are in this movie must have auditioned or the producers just lucked out and managed to come up with some of the sluttiest chicks out there. Four scenes to enjoy...each one hot enough to make you blow your load as these chicks go down, and get down eager to show off their skills and appreciation for well hung guys and even though you can tell that these are the type of babes who fuck multiple times a day...you can still tell that they crave cock action the way a man lost in the Sahara would crave water. Put simply and paraphrasing ‘Field Of Dreams'...if you watch it...you will cum. Four milf-shooting cocks-up for Beverly Hills Milf Sluts.
Anal Xplosion is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and over with load blowing, splooge shooting enjoyment...talk about decadent divas doing dirty deeds. Chicks who do anal are known as the pure sluts of porn and these are some of the purest of the pure.? Whether it's threesomes comprised of two chicks and a dude or two dudes banging a chick or even just some guy slut slamming away deeply in all her holes these babes love action and love being filled every way that they can get it
The movie starts off with sizzling heat from the get-go as a fiery red headed slut bombshell devours? some big black cock right in the middle of her kitchen...now that's what I want for dinner.? Then this redhead trades in the black skin for some black hair as she and a raven haired temptress of desire enjoy exploring each other in every way they can until pleasantly interrupted by a well hung stud that fucks them silly and lets them use his cock as a sex toy. On and on it goes...6 scenes (over two hours of hardcore, every whole filled fucking)...with even more threesomes, some crazily deep and intense toy play and all out sluttiness throughout the movie Anal Xplosion is a fuck flick I highly recommend and gets a very solid four out of five cocks-up.
So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys...then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently).? Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile.? Now I wouldn't call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.
These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open.? Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it's a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come.? Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.
Well the title, Boning The Big Babes is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these chicks remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word babes from I don't know. I guess maybe they dig big ugly chicks but I at least prefer my BBWs to have at least one B stand for beautiful.? There are enough hot stacked and heavy milfs out there that there is no excuse for a movie like this to be made especially when not only are there no physically attractive attributes beyond big tits...but they don't even have porn's needed slut factor for hotness.
Thankfully the movie is not unendurably long and if you just concentrate on the massive globe-like tits and try to super-impose different faces/rest of bodies on these women you can make it through and maybe feel something similar to arousal when you are done.? A far better idea though would be to go through our bbw archives and pick a better movie...try the chunky series...chunky pizza party, chunky cheerleaders etc.? Only because these women have probably been insulted enough I will give Boning The Big Babes one patronizing cock-up.
A stacked actress to make a stacked deck...just like with any ‘best of' compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves.? Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd...instant seller that won't disappoint any B-Ball fan out there.? When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together...same deal for sex fans.? An instant hit.? Teri Weigel a former porn superstar....one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn...now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you.
Sex Acts doesn't waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts.? Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs'...not so for this one.? Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you.? She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don't?) then it's sure to make you cum too.? Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.
How the hell did this series ‘Girls Home Alone' ever make it to 16?...I thought that the movies Im reviewing were supposed to all be hardcore but then along comes a movie like this that makes me go huh...is this from the playboy channel ? I mean okay, girls being at home and horny and masturbating is cool in most porn cos then some dude or dudes is going to come along and hop in the action and give her the fucking she was craving while shooting their loads all in/on her...very formula but proven to be very hot...but noooo not for Girls Home Alone 16 where we get to see them masturbate...ohhhh ahhhh wow...yawn.
Like seriously Im not being harsh on this movie...as much as any guy or any hot (hot meaning bisexual) chick I dig a movie where some super smoking hot babe is busying herself playing with her tits and giving her own salute to her charter of the four finger club preperatory (key word there preperatory) to getting totally jammed by some guy so that there is an intense sex interplay where everyone including me, the viewer, gets off.? The best you get in this Girls Home Alone movie is a bit of girl on girl action but even that seems more langurous and lazy rather than lusty.? Unless the point to the series is that women are lazy when left alone it misses the shot with me and only gets one lazy cock-up.
